Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2025 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 28 - 49 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs British Bulldogs | 23 - 0 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 20 - 39 |
| Week 4 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 26 - 65 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 33 - 64 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 30 - 46 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Amish Electricians | 9 - 50 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 67 - 0 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Testudos Revenge | 88 - 8 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Omar's Coming | 32 - 8 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Amish Electricians | 54 - 7 |
| Week 12 | LOSS | vs Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 0 - 13 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 14 - 60 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 73 - 20 |